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WELL FOR ALL U NICE STONERS AND NON STONERS OUT THERE I HAVE DECIDED TO ADD A NEW SECTION COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS " BONG DESIGNS AND EQUIPMENT" I KNOW THIS SEGMENT MIGHT OFFEND TO SUM BUT IF IT DOES I AM SORRY! BUT FOR OTHER PLEASE ENJOY AND I AM HOPEING THAT I AM IN SUM WAY HELPING YOUR ADDICTION.
bOnG DeSiGnS! okay well i am sorry to say that i didnt design thiese myself in fact i copyed them off another oh so good website which shall remain nameless and added sum custom changes( i think that is illegal so Angus or spicy did not take any involvement in this wat so eva)

WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
- A 1 Liter Soda bottle.
- A Bucket (probably a gallon size is best)
- Water- ice-water is preferred.
- A Knife or razor
- A bowl and stem
- Clear silicone caulk or chewing gum (for the unprepared).
- A drill with a drill bit a little wider than the stem. (you can use a knife, but the seal may not be great. A proper seal is key to this design!
Cut the Soda Bottle in half. Discard the Bottom end. Take the cap and drill a hole in the top. Fit the stem through the cap and seal in place with caulk or chewing gum. Screw cap back into bottle.
HOW IT WORKS:
This bong also works on suction and not gravity. Gravity and suction are not the same! Start by filling the bucket with water about 3/4 of the way up. Now push the top half down into the water. Then load the bowl. NOTE: If you load the bowl during the compression stage the pot will fly out!!! NOW- Light the dope and pull the top half up - but not OUT of the water. This will cause the bottle to fill with smoke. NOW... remove the cap, put your mouth over the mouth of the bottle and compress (push) the top half back down into the water. Smoke should rush into your lungs, the walls should melt, and you will likely become useless and believe that suction and gravity are the same.

WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
- A 1 Liter Soda bottle.
- A Knife or razor
- A bowl and stem
- Clear silicone caulk or chewing gum (for the unprepared).
- A drill with a drill bit a little wider than the stem. (you can use a knife, but the seal may not be great. A proper seal is key to this design!
Cut the Soda Bottle in half. Fit the Bottom end inside the top half. Take the cap and drill a hole in the top. Fit the stem through the cap and seal in place with caulk or chewing gum. Screw cap back into bottle.
HOW IT WORKS:
This bong works on suction not gravity. But if you haven't been going to classes much you might not know that! Start by compressing the two halves of the bottle together. Then load the bowl. NOTE: If you load the bowl during the compression stage the pot will fly out!!!! Light the dope and pull the two halves apart. This will cause the bottle to fill. NOW... remove the cap, put your mouth over the mouth of the bottle and compress (slide) the halves together. This should force a good amount of smoke into your lungs causing you to pass out on the floor of your slum

WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
- Strong Lungs
- One of those big bottle from a Water Cooler (stolen preferably)
- An VERY LONG aluminum or brass stem threaded on one end.
- A big party bowl that matches the threads on the stem
- A rubber stopper to put in the top with a hole to put the stem through.
- A drillbit the width of the plastic tubing.
- 2 to 10 feet of clear tubing (get at a place that has stuff for aquariums like a pet store).
- Clear silicone caulk.
Drill two holes to fit the clear tubing. Attach hoses. (NOTE: attach as many as you want!) Seal with caulk -let dry overnight. Stick stem through rubber stopper. Fill with water. Place stopper in top. Attach bowl. Destroy lungs!

WHAT YOU'LL NEED (this should be around the house):
- A 12 oz. Plastic Soda bottle
- A ballpoint Pen (Bic type- hollow tube)
- A lot of Aluminum Foil
- A needle (or toothpick)
- Used Chewing Gum
Take the Soda bottle. Use pen to make hole in side a 1/3 up from the bottom. remove pen guts (so there is a hollow tube). Push into bottle and seal with chewing gum. Take aluminum foil and form bowl with a hollow stem at least 2 inches long (you want to make sure that doesn't melt the plastic pen tube - plastic fumes can kill you, or at least make you VERY sick. Use the pen to wrap the foil around - that will make sure you can pull air through it. Fill with water so that bottom of pen tube is below water. You now own the cheapest bong known to mankind! NOTE: Beware of lighting your hair on fire when you light this thing!
WHAT YOU'LL NEED (this should be around the house):
- A 12 oz. Plastic Soda bottle
- A ballpoint Pen (Bic type- hollow tube)
- A lot of Aluminum Foil
- A needle (or toothpick)
- Used Chewing Gum
Take the Soda bottle. Use pen to make hole in side a 1/3 up from the bottom. remove pen guts (so there is a hollow tube). Push into bottle and seal with chewing gum. Take aluminum foil and form bowl with a hollow stem at least 2 inches long (you want to make sure that doesn't melt the plastic pen tube - plastic fumes can kill you, or at least make you VERY sick. Use the pen to wrap the foil around - that will make sure you can pull air through it. Fill with water so that bottom of pen tube is below water. You now own the cheapest bong known to mankind! NOTE: Beware of lighting your hair on fire when you light this thing!
WHAT YOU'LL NEED (this should be around the house):
- A 12 oz. Plastic Soda bottle
- A ballpoint Pen (Bic type- hollow tube)
- A lot of Aluminum Foil
- A needle (or toothpick)
- Used Chewing Gum
Take the Soda bottle. Use pen to make hole in side a 1/3 up from the bottom. remove pen guts (so there is a hollow tube). Push into bottle and seal with chewing gum. Take aluminum foil and form bowl with a hollow stem at least 2 inches long (you want to make sure that doesn't melt the plastic pen tube - plastic fumes can kill you, or at least make you VERY sick. Use the pen to wrap the foil around - that will make sure you can pull air through it. Fill with water so that bottom of pen tube is below water. You now own the cheapest bong known to mankind! NOTE: Beware of lighting your hair on fire when you light this thing!
WHAT YOU'LL NEED (this should be around the house):
- A 12 oz. Plastic Soda bottle
- A ballpoint Pen (Bic type- hollow tube)
- A lot of Aluminum Foil
- A needle (or toothpick)
- Used Chewing Gum
Take the Soda bottle. Use pen to make hole in side a 1/3 up from the bottom. remove pen guts (so there is a hollow tube). Push into bottle and seal with chewing gum. Take aluminum foil and form bowl with a hollow stem at least 2 inches long (you want to make sure that doesn't melt the plastic pen tube - plastic fumes can kill you, or at least make you VERY sick. Use the pen to wrap the foil around - that will make sure you can pull air through it. Fill with water so that bottom of pen tube is below water. You now own the cheapest bong known to mankind! NOTE: Beware of lighting your hair on fire when you light this thing!
MORE DESIGNS COMMIN TO A SLUM NEAR YOU!
okay so at the moment im really over that bong thing and moving onto pipes, pipes are rad, check these ones out, and really its amazing when searching for pipes its weird how much porn you come across
ur average joe pipe
ching chong pipe
the guy i see when i smoke pipes
irish pipe known as the players pipe, which reminds me of a lighter i once knew................
more pipes coming your way soon