WHERE DID ALL MY FRIENDS GO?
Cats are fat and so ulgy i hate them
Living on the street and burning cats and swinging them by their tales is extremely fun
I know some people who are missing their cats
But now they are dead because they annoyed me so
I bashed them on the head with a soup ladle
The night i got high under the christmas tree

written by Spicy S. McHaggis

spicy has a job, a job u say? why yes indeedy, dunking cats in a pool pays the hourly rate of a computer techologistnistismist which shall be grand, but spicy dear lad has a gambling problem she spends all her days and nights feeding rats off the street, planting bombs or burning down trees is not like fellow spicy, insted little miss she likes to promote burning cats and fleas. siting on a thorn. spicy likes to make apple bongs for lung cancer patients i say dear spicy this is not dandy, but the young lass does not like to frown for penguins and evil fairys pray on spicy at night. but then angus comes to her rescue and kills them all with her cooking

written by Angus L Mcdonald