POO ON BREAD
all you will need to make this delicious morsel is the following:
1 sausage
1 piece of bread
sauce if you want and maybe onion if you like

method:
1.gently simmer the sausage on a hot rack in your slum or simply do it our way and place it on a stick and burn over your fire
2.place slightly charcoaled "snag" in a piece of bread
3.squirt some sauce on it if you can aford the luxury
enjoy!

ICE CREAM IN A BOWL or on the floor wateva is good
what you will need:
a bowl
some ice cream, have wat eva flavour you like!
a spoon or hands are also good
topping and sprinkles like i said earlier if you can aford it

what to do:
1.get the icecream and shove it in a bowl
2.add some topping if you want
3.use a delicate spoon to shovel the tasty treat into your mouth
mmmmm enjoy!

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okay  boys and girls now heres a recipe for the more experienced cooks out there......

BUTTERED TOAST

ingredients:

one slice of plain white bread

one toaster

one power point

one hand to butter toast with

one butter knife

one plate

one pinch of hash

METHOD:

step 1: make sure you have parental guidence or permisson to be in the kitchen

step2: plug the toaster into the power point

step3:place bread into toaster ( place in one of the slits vertically not horizontally)

step4: wait untill bread pops up or untill almost burnt( popping noise may not be issued with toaster)

step5: place bread on plate and place large amout of butter on the butter knife

step6:spread evenly over bread and cut in half

step7: sprinkle with hash

step8:eat up!!!!!